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The president of the United States has claimed, on more than one occasion, to be in dialogue with God. If he said that he was talking to God through his hairdryer, this would precipitate a national emergency. I fail to see how the addition of a hairdryer makes the claim more ridiculous or offensive.

Sam Harris, author of “Letter to a Christian Nation”

31.05.11

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I love bar work on match day

30.05.11

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Charlie Brooker on video games

Me:”you think Charlie Brooker would spoon me?

I’m not asking for actual sex

just a little affection

you see, I think I love him”

Qwaf:”…”

27.05.11

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Tell me, why do people always say that it was natural for men to assume that the sun went around the earth rather than the earth was rotating?”

Friend: “Well, obviously, because it just looks as if the sun is going around the earth.”

Wittgenstein: “Well, what would it look like if it had looked as if the earth were rotating?

Ludwig Wittgenstein

27.05.11

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Anonymous asked: Aw shit. Forgot to put Anon.

Dear Anon,

Thank you for your heartfelt honesty. In order to preserve your anonymity, I will refer to you only as altreaso.

Now, to answer your question; it depends. Are you looking for something long term?

Yours sincerely

Seb

27.05.11

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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

I think the answer may be far too private for such a public revelation.

26.05.11

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Things I say…

To my fried eggs whilst waiting for the toast to finish.

“Quick, you must huddle together… for warmth”

“Be patient… others are coming”

“When the time comes, you shall be rewarded, my pretties”

“And as his body became cold and lifeless, find solace in the fact that he did not die for nothing. For in the land of the damned, a warm reward comes to those who wait.”

And then the toast was done

26.05.11

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